The One With the Baby on the Bus Girls
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206. The One with the Baby on the Motorbus
Aired November 2, 1995
When Monica'southward pie gives Ross an allergic reaction, he is rushed to the infirmary and leaves Ben in the care of Chandler and Joey. As they try to make the most of the infant'southward entreatment to women, they accidentally get out him on a double-decker. Meanwhile, Phoebe is outraged when Primal Perk hires a professional person musician.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Hey, Rach, y'all want to hear the song I'one thousand singing this afternoon? I wrote it this morning in the shower.
Rachel: Okay.
Phoebe: [playing guitar and singing] I'one thousand in the shower, And I'g writing a song, Stop me if you've heard it, My pare is soapy and my pilus is moisture, And Tegrin spelled backward is nirget.
Quote from Phoebe
Rachel: But, I mean, come on. You cannot do this to her. I have to do this to her?
Phoebe: [playing guitar and singing] Lather, rinse, repeat, And soap, rinse, repeat, And lather, rinse, echo, As needed.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: Come on, Terry, I'll even clean the cappuccino machine!
Terry: You don't clean the cappuccino automobile?
Rachel: Of grade I clean information technology. I hateful, I will clean information technology. I mean, I will make clean it.
Quote from Phoebe
Stephanie: [playing guitar and singing] Evil-smelling cat, smelly true cat, What are they feeding you?
Phoebe: No, no. I'k sorry, it's: [singing] Smelly true cat, smelly cat-
Stephanie: Smelly cat, smelly cat-
Phoebe: Meliorate! Much improve. Good. And you lot know, don't experience bad, considering it's a difficult vocal.
Stephanie: Yeah.
Phoebe: You want to try it again?
Stephanie: Yeah. From the elevation?
Phoebe: Okay, there is no "top," all correct? That's the beauty of "Smelly True cat." Why don't you just follow me?
Phoebe and Stephanie: [playing guitar and singing together] Evil-smelling cat, smelly cat, What are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly true cat, Information technology's not your mistake-
Phoebe: Okay, that's also much. Deplorable.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Please tell me you know which i is our babe.
Joey: Well, that one has ducks on his T-shirt and this 1 has clowns. And Ben was definitely wearing ducks.
Chandler: Okay.
Joey: Or clowns. Oh, wait, wait. That i's definitely Ben! Remember he had that beautiful picayune mole by his oral fissure!
Chandler: Hey, Ben! Remember us? Okay, the mole came off. What are we gonna do? What are gonna exercise?
Joey: Nosotros'll flip for information technology. Ducks or clowns.
Chandler: Oh, we're gonna flip for the infant?
Joey: You got a better thought?
Chandler: All right, call it in the air.
Joey: Heads.
Chandler: Heads, it is. We have to assign heads to something!
Joey: Right! Okay, okay. Ducks is heads because ducks take heads.
Chandler: What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday?
Quote from Chandler
Ross: Don't be silly. Ben loves y'all. He's merely beingness Mr. Cranky Pants.
Chandler: You lot know, I once dated a Miss Cranky Pants. Lovely girl. Kind of moody.
Quote from Ross
Joey: You okay, Ross?
Ross: I don't know. What's in this pie?
Monica: I don't know. Butter and eggs and flour and lime and kiwi-
Ross: Kiwi? Kiwi?! You said it was a key lime pie.
Monica: No, I didn't. I said kiwi lime. That's what makes information technology so special.
Ross: That'southward what'south gonna kill me. I'm allergic to kiwi.
Monica: No, you're non. You lot're allergic to lobster and peanuts and- Oh, my God!
Ross: It'southward definitely getting worse.
Monica: Is your tongue swelling upwards?
Ross: Either that or my mouth is getting smaller!
Quote from Joey
Ross: What about Ben? We tin't bring a baby to the hospital.
Joey: We'll sentry him.
Ross: I don't recollect so.
Joey: What? I have seven Catholic sisters. I've taken care of hundreds of kids.
Quote from Joey
Ross: Well, if y'all do accept him out for a walk, recollect to bring his lid. There'south extra milk in the fridge and extra diapers in the handbag.
Joey: Hat, milk. Got it.
Ross: [indistinct mumbling]
Joey: Consider it washed.
Chandler: You understood that?
Joey: Yeah, my uncle Sal has a really big tongue.
Chandler: Is he the one with the beautiful married woman?
[Joey nods]
Quote from Rachel
Terry: Rachel, sweetheart, could I see you lot for a infinitesimal?
Rachel: What's up?
Terry: F.Y.I. I've decided to pay a professional musician to play hither on Sundays afternoons. Her name is Stephanie something. She's supposed to be very good.
Rachel: Simply what well-nigh Phoebe?
Terry: Rachel, it'due south not that your friend is bad. It's that she'southward so bad she makes me want to put my finger through my eye into my brain and swirl it around.
Rachel: Okay, so you lot're non a fan.
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